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Oldest Backstreet Boy Nears Retirement
The guy with the beard is due to be cycled out in late March.
Since its introduction in the early 1990s, several of the Backstreet Boys have been forcibly retired and replaced by younger, hipper members.
"We give them good homes," says Jack Salon, head of BoyBand Enterprises, "They are put out to stud on our 300-acre free range boyband farm to secure the next generation of preteen entertainment. Unfortunately, the one's that can't, or won't, breed have to put to sleep, but that is rarely necessary."
Oldest Backstreet Boy Nears Retirement
The guy with the beard is due to be cycled out in late March.
Since its introduction in the early 1990s, several of the Backstreet Boys have been forcibly retired and replaced by younger, hipper members.
"We give them good homes," says Jack Salon, head of BoyBand Enterprises, "They are put out to stud on our 300-acre free range boyband farm to secure the next generation of preteen entertainment. Unfortunately, the one's that can't, or won't, breed have to put to sleep, but that is rarely necessary."
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