CNN Viewers Look Forward To Second Season Of "War On Terror": The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Mon Jul 22 2002
CNN Viewers Look Forward To Second Season Of "War On Terror"

CNN's smash hit show "War on Terror" is back for a second season, and is aimed to dominate the market.

CNN hopes the reworked reality show will help it gain the top spot over rival MSNBC's America at War and FoxNews' Let's get those Heathen Bastards.

The two decade old news channel has been battling for the number one spot ever since FoxNews grabbed it with their runaway hit, Bush is Always Right, Dummies.

Though this year's location is being kept secret, many insiders point to Iraq and North Korea as likely sites, though another season in Afghanistan is always an option.

In addition to War on Terror II, CNN's lineup includes another season of Lost and Murdered Girls, and a new series called simply Guilty, in which the guilt or possible innocence of people being questioned by the police is decided by online Quick Votes and afternoon call-in shows.

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