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Area Man Disheartened By Quality Of Rock Lyrics
Lifelong Alice Cooper fan Brad Cranshaw displayed visible dismay Friday when he considered the words of one of Cooper's most popular rock songs for the first time. "I guess the worst part is that I've sung along to the words for so long without thinking about them. It's kind of scary to think about the number of times I've said the words 'I'm a hungry man, but I don't want pizza.' The music is just so catchy, I guess I had just kind of overlooked the words."
--Norma Kletoris
Area Man Disheartened By Quality Of Rock Lyrics
Lifelong Alice Cooper fan Brad Cranshaw displayed visible dismay Friday when he considered the words of one of Cooper's most popular rock songs for the first time. "I guess the worst part is that I've sung along to the words for so long without thinking about them. It's kind of scary to think about the number of times I've said the words 'I'm a hungry man, but I don't want pizza.' The music is just so catchy, I guess I had just kind of overlooked the words."
--Norma Kletoris
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