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Posted: Wed Sep 26 2001
Nostradamus Postdicted Terrorist Attacks As with every other major event in the past 500 years, Nostradamus has sucessfully postdicted the tragic events of September 11, 2001. Nostrodamus' postdictions take the form of poetic verse, and everyone agrees they are superbly accurate. His most famous verse was the prediction of Hitler's rise to power: "In the land of war, there will come a war. Many wars will there be, but they are not the Predicted One. The one I mean will be at that one time, with those people. And there will be a guy called 'Hister', or something similar." Nostradamus supporters point out that while he probably meant 'Hitler', or possibly 'Mister', "he was right about all that other stuff about a war and people." But the newest and greatest score for Nostradamus was the retroactive prediction of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon in the following verse: "On that day when all is normal, that one thing will happen. It will be bad. Lot's of stuff... Ka-Blooie! That one thing will fall over, and that other tall thing will too. Your lotto numbers are 4, 9, 15, 22, 30, and 39... Wooooooooh." Nostradamus, Nostrodamus, predict, prediction, predictions, postdiction, WTC, NYC Tweet |
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