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Posted: Sun Apr 14 2002
Conspiracy Theories Being Planted By CIA

A new report by the Journal of American Conspiracy Theorists has unearthed evidence that casts doubt on all previous conspiracy theories.

The report alledges secret operatives working for the CIA have been planting "wacked out" and "loonie" theories about conspiracies in the minds of conspiracy buffs for over four decades with the intent of discrediting the other implanted theories.

"They want us to believe the Jews and the US military destroyed the World Trade Center," explains the report's author, James Crick, "but this theory was just planted by the CIA to make conspiracy theorists look idiotic or 'lame-brained'."

Critics of the report point out that the theory outlined in the report was most likely planted by the FBI to discredit the theories planted by the CIA which were designed to discredit the real conspiracy theories about the role of UFOs on September 11th vis-a-vis the Kennedy assassination.

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