Man Responds To Penile Enlargement Ad: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Fri Aug 10 2001
Man Responds To Penile Enlargement Ad

"Overall, I was happy with my male member", says Harold Speiner, 33. "I just thought it would be cool to have a few extra inches if I needed it. But this, I'm just not that sure I wanted this much."

He is of course, referring to the ad which stated:

'Add REAL Inches To Your Penis! GUARANTEED, It only takes 5 to 10 minutes a day'.

So Harold devotedly followed the instructions for a week, not realizing it only takes one day, and is now endowed with a 36 inch penis.

"I figured the chicks would really dig it, but they don't. Some even said it is freakish. I just don't understand women. Also, it's become a real hassle, I really don't know what to do with it all", he said with a sigh.

--Biff Spiffalot

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