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Posted: Sun Dec 02 2001
Madonna's "Just Like A Prayer" May Have Strong Sexual Undertone

Chaos erupted following the presentation of Madonna's controversial video at a recent St. Anne's Christian Academy prayer service. Students arrange and lead these biweekly students, which tend to incorporate contemporary Christian rock, such as Creed. However, in honor of Spirit Week's theme "Hey, Remember the 80's?" the Madonna classic was utilized. In defense of the selection 8th grader Stacy Calhoun reportedly asked principal Sister Mary Katherine, "what could Madonna be doing down on her knees if not praying?" She then snickered when told to report to the headmaster.

--Norma Kletoris

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