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Posted: Mon Jul 22 2002
Man Making Way Too Many Threesome Jokes About Wife's Attractive Friend

What started out as a way to introduce a risque topic in a joking manner has turned into a continuing source of friction between Jonathon Daniels and his wife, Caroline.

Jonathan had hoped to plant the idea in Caroline's head with a joking "Would you two ladies like to play strip poker?" but when that didn't succeed, he began to hint at it daily; often joking about "naked twister," "group hugs," and offers of massages.

"When he first started with the jokes," comments Caroline, "I wasn't terribly upset by the idea; I had no intention of going along with it, but I wasn't terribly upset. But then he kept going. Now it's just pathetic."


 




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