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Posted: Sat May 25 2002
Anti-Semitic Christian Group Learns Most Of Bible Written By Jews, Disbands

A group which often spoke out for Jesus and against Jews has closed its doors after learning of the Bible's semitic origins. Hank Mason, the church's leader for the past 20 years, made the discovery late Tuesday evening after noticing all the Jewish names and towns listed thoughout both the old and new testaments. Witness report Mason said "oh shit" before calling his followers to tell them of the discovery and his decision to disband the group.













 




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