300 Pound Man Warns Vegan Friend Of Dangers Of Meatless Diet: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Mon Jun 24 2002
300 Pound Man Warns Vegan Friend Of Dangers Of Meatless Diet

After learning of his friend's decision to cut out meat and dairy, local 300-pound man Rodney Mahn began warning of the terrible health risks associated with a vegan lifestyle. "A vegan diet is tremendously dangerous," explained Mahn. "Humans were meant to be meat-eaters: hunters who roam the plains of Africa eating what they kill. We're not plant eating vegetarians. It's just not healthy."

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