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Posted: Mon Jul 9 2001
Local Teen Expresses Desire To Become Project Bitch

(Greendale, AR) Due to a notably bland sex life, 15 year old high school sophomore Ericah Davis has endevored to undertake lifestyle adjustments.

Upon discovering that her male classmates at Greendale High found her unattractive sexually, Davis place numerous ads in several Philidelphia, PN and Compton, CA newspapers. Advertising herself as "one who will wobble it and be puttin' her mouth on it," Davis also notes her ability to "suck everything out it and then catch it and swallow it."

The target of these ads are large African-American males,from which Eracah hopes to never go back. She advises that she is fully capable of loving long time, and also is confident in her ability to drop it like it's hot and to say names upon request. Davis' plans following graduation include cruising in a '64 Impala and consuming Crys, or alternately, a Benz, in which case she would prefer Ruby Red and Vodka cocktails.

Eracah's mother responded to news of her daughter's plans by nodding her head in support and remarked that her fat bottomed girl will make the world go round.


--Norma Kletoris












 




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