Local Man's Approval Rating Drops To 58%: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Mar 10 2002
Local Man's Approval Rating Drops To 58%

Local mechanic Michael Janson's approval rating dipped even lower this last week. Janson's approval rating has been falling continuously since an all time high of 95% in mid October. A spokesman for Janson said the drop is nothing to worry about, and is most likely just the result of a misunderstanding about a credit card bill between Janson and his wife, Megan.

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