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Posted: Sat Sep 8 2001
Man Tricked Into Gay Sex, Justifying Fears.

Local Kansas resident Stan Barker filed a police report over the weekend alleging that George Tildin, a known area homosexual, tricked him into having gay sex.

Barker, who until recently was a happily married man of three months, alleges that, among other things, Tildin "kept givin me gay looks," and "kept actin all faggy when I was around." The report went on to allege Tildin also used con-man tactics to "get me to do fag stuff with him."

Anti-gay activist and '700 Club' host Pat Robertson rushed out a press release condemning Tildin and saying that "gay fraud" is just one more of the dangers of homosexuality.

As for Tildin himself, he admits his guilt: "Tricked him? Are you serious? OK, I did it. Sure, I tricked a 'straight' man into having sex with me. How old are you people?"














 




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