Wildlife To Be Cleared So People Can Enjoy The Outdoors: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Apr 14 2002
Wildlife To Be Cleared So People Can Enjoy The Outdoors

Residents of Nature's Ridge Gated Community have asked the city of Overland Park for help with an unwanted flock of geese. Mary Johnston, a resident of the community for the last two years, explained the situation, "My family an I moved to this area for it's wonderful view of the lake. Our house is right on the water, enabling us to take in the full beauty of mother nature. That's when those damn God-awful waterfowl showed up and spoiled everything." Johnston and other lake-side residents have asked the city for permission to "shoot the noisy shits so we can enjoy the nature we paid for".

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