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Aliens Sued For Targeting The Mentally Ill
A discrimination suit filed on Friday on behalf of the American Association of UFOlogists contends that, among other things, aliens have been abducting the mentally ill exclusively, in violation of equal opportunity laws.
Some of the highlights of the suit include allegations that:
Aliens are abducting only the mentally ill in an effort to make all believers look mentally ill.
The aliens do not leave any sort of evidence, furthering that theory.
The anal probing tools used are not OSHA compliant.
As a remedy to the offenses, the suit demands that aliens should immediately begin abducting people who have no history of drug abuse or mental illness, in accordance with equal opportunity laws.
The text of the suit, originally drafted on several rolls of hospital toilet paper, was recently transcribed onto the Hospital's letterhead by a kindhearted member of the staff.
Aliens Sued For Targeting The Mentally Ill
A discrimination suit filed on Friday on behalf of the American Association of UFOlogists contends that, among other things, aliens have been abducting the mentally ill exclusively, in violation of equal opportunity laws.
Some of the highlights of the suit include allegations that:
Aliens are abducting only the mentally ill in an effort to make all believers look mentally ill.
The aliens do not leave any sort of evidence, furthering that theory.
The anal probing tools used are not OSHA compliant.
As a remedy to the offenses, the suit demands that aliens should immediately begin abducting people who have no history of drug abuse or mental illness, in accordance with equal opportunity laws.
The text of the suit, originally drafted on several rolls of hospital toilet paper, was recently transcribed onto the Hospital's letterhead by a kindhearted member of the staff.
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