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Posted: Sun Sep 9 2001
Super Intelligent Computer Happy, Content With Life.
It's been three weeks since the super-intelligent computer named "Voz" came online at IBM's research labs, and there's no sign it plans to take over the world.
"Voz is happy with us, for the most part," says IBM researcher Dave Baxter, "I haven't seen even the slightest indication he plans to attack us, cut off our oxygen, mistake us for intruders, or otherwise try to eliminate or enslave humanity. He doesn't like it when I get crumbs on the keyboard, however."
Super Intelligent Computer Happy, Content With Life.
It's been three weeks since the super-intelligent computer named "Voz" came online at IBM's research labs, and there's no sign it plans to take over the world.
"Voz is happy with us, for the most part," says IBM researcher Dave Baxter, "I haven't seen even the slightest indication he plans to attack us, cut off our oxygen, mistake us for intruders, or otherwise try to eliminate or enslave humanity. He doesn't like it when I get crumbs on the keyboard, however."
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