Tingling Spidey Senses Actually Brain Tumor Early Warning Sign: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Wed May 29 2002
Tingling Spidey Senses Actually Brain Tumor Early Warning Sign

An early warning sign for brain tumors may be found in reports of tingling spidey senses, according to a study released today in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

The study, though not conclusive, points to a strong link between tingling spidey senses and massive, inoperable brain tumors.

"It turns out that tumor growth causes the 'spidey' region of the brain to tingle," notes the article, "which the patient then assumes to be a foreshadowing of danger. Kind of ironic, if you think about it."

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