Cure For Neurotransmission Discovered Scientists Find Way To Stop Process: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Thu Aug 23 2001
Cure For Neurotransmission Discovered Scientists Find Way To Stop Process

Scientists recently announced that the process of neurotransmission is not only avoidable, but also preventable.

"Up to now, one of the most frequent problems seen in clinics was that of neurotransmission. Now, we finally have a way not only to treat it, but also to prevent future occurrences of neurotransmission," a spokesman for the group said. This radical new procedure should revolutionize hospital care, as for the first time, doctors will be able to get at the heart of migraines and other neurotransmission derived side-effects.

Chris Famunda

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