Apparently There Won't Be A Baseball Strike: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Mon Sep 2 2002
Apparently There Won't Be A Baseball Strike

Baseball owners and players apparently reached a compromise and so there won't be a strike. According to a MLB spokesman, the settlement allows both players and owners to get a shitload of cash. Baseball fans are expected to keep paying everyone's salary by paying $40 a ticket and/or watching all 3 mindnumbing hours on TV. These fans are also expected to be surprised and outraged again next year when owners and players begin fighting over the billions of dollars fans have willingly given them.

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