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Local Sports Fan Thinks He's On The Team
"Ever since the superbowl, he's suffered from the delusion that he's a member of the St Louis Rams Football team," says Maggie Helmes, wife of local sports fan Jerry Helmes. Jerry's earliest symptoms came in the form of misused pronouns like "we were so close" and "we should have made that" when referring to actions seen on the television, and have slowly progressed to the point that he actually thinks he's on the team. "He's got flags, stickers, helmets, jerseys, footballs, and even a 'IMA RAM' license plate, but it's the Rams jockstrap that bugs me the most," says Maggie.
Local Sports Fan Thinks He's On The Team
"Ever since the superbowl, he's suffered from the delusion that he's a member of the St Louis Rams Football team," says Maggie Helmes, wife of local sports fan Jerry Helmes. Jerry's earliest symptoms came in the form of misused pronouns like "we were so close" and "we should have made that" when referring to actions seen on the television, and have slowly progressed to the point that he actually thinks he's on the team. "He's got flags, stickers, helmets, jerseys, footballs, and even a 'IMA RAM' license plate, but it's the Rams jockstrap that bugs me the most," says Maggie.
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