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Posted: Mon Jan 14 2002
Residents Disappointed With Snow Cleanup

Once the week-long snowfall stopped dumping over 7 feet of snow on Buffalo New York, crews of city and state workers along with a number of chain-gangs got to work digging the city out. Even private citizens did their part by flinging mounds of snow off of their driveways and into the driveways of neighbors.

Buffalo in the springtime

It has been back-breaking and arduous work but the city is again becoming visible.

But now that the fascination and excitement of this monster snow-fall are wearing off, The citizens of Niagara Falls' ugly sister are beginning to complain about the cleanup.

Says Heda Haggis the leader of the recently formed "Put The Snow Back" coalition many people were very disappointed with the cleanup. "I mean once they got down there we all started to realize, hey, It's still Buffalo down there. Let's put this shit back!"

--Philip Matanka

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