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Posted: Sun Feb 10 2002
Incidence Of Planes Crashing Into Buildings Down Since 9-11
Proof That Tax Cut Worked

A marked decrease in the number of planes crashing into buildings hasoccurred since the terrorist attacks of September 11. President Bush,eager to boost slumping approval ratings, quickly cited the reductionas evidence that his controversial tax cut package was indeed successful.How many other presidents, Bush asked, have been as successful in as short a time as I was at reducing terrorist crashes into sky scrapers? Bush then went on to make the obvious connection of the reduction in suicidecrashes with the extra two-hundred dollars every American received as partof his tax cut plan.

--Chris Famunda

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