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Posted: Sat Oct 13 2001
US To Target Larry King In Next Round Of Airstrikes

According to an October 10 CNN article, the Secretary of the Air Force, Dr. James G. Roche, is discussing the possibility of coalition forces attacking Larry King, most likely at 9 p.m. or 12 a.m. Eastern time.

The article, entitled "Secretary of the Air Force Dr. James G. Roche discusses U.S.-led airstrikes on Larry King Live, 9 p.m. and 12 a.m. EDT", said that while the vast majority of Americans approve of the attacks, King does not.













 




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