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JLA Caught In Court Battle
The Justice League of America, once known as the place for evenhanded justice, recently had its reputation sullied when news got out that it had refused employment to a handicapped superhero.
Bizarro Superman, who was created with only 98% of the brainpower of normal Superman, filed suit last week after unsuccessfully trying to gain employment at the League.
"Bizarro went to big building. Bizarro try and try to get job, but they no like Bizarro. I are not as smart as other Superfriends," says Bizarro, "So I are filing dicrimination suit againt them under article 27 of the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1999. I are to win."
JLA Caught In Court Battle
The Justice League of America, once known as the place for evenhanded justice, recently had its reputation sullied when news got out that it had refused employment to a handicapped superhero.
 "Bizarro are being unfairlytreated by repressive system." |
"Bizarro went to big building. Bizarro try and try to get job, but they no like Bizarro. I are not as smart as other Superfriends," says Bizarro, "So I are filing dicrimination suit againt them under article 27 of the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1999. I are to win."
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