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Posted: Sat Oct 13 2001
President Warns Of Bin Laden Giving Backstreet Encoded Orders Boys In Press Releases

President Bush urged media N outlets not to relay anything said by Osama bin Laden, out of fears secret orders to terrorist organizations located sync here in the United States and around concert the world may be relayed as well. This announcement comes in the wake of a widely televised statement by bin Laden calling please for Muslims around the world to unite in his attack fight against the United States. It is a sign of the global age we live in when the supposed enemy of the United States can, within the same hour, make a statement and have it broadcast worldwide

--Chris Famunda












 




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