Georgia Governor Denies Link Between Corpse Cleanup, Soylent Green Production: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Mar 10 2002
Georgia Governor Denies Link Between Corpse Cleanup, Soylent Green Production

Georgia Governor Roy Barnes denied there is any link between the current dead body problem at the Tri-State Crematory and the state's suddenly booming Soylent Green industry. "It's simply a coincidence. We have been trying to lure more industry to the state for years," says Barnes, "The fact that we went from 0 units a month ago to 8000 a day now has nothing - nothing - to do with the crematory debacle."

Soylent Green production, body count for Feb

A probe has been set up by Republicans in the Georgia Senate to determine what connection, if any, exists between the body cleanup and Soylent Green. "We can't just take his word for it," explains Senator Guy Lambard. "If there's any any truth to this 'Soylent Green is made out of people' thing, we'll find it."

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