US Prepares List Of "Countries We Can Beat Up": The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Aug 11 2002
US Prepares List Of "Countries We Can Beat Up"

After the warm reception given to the President's current plan of attacking Iraq, President Bush has asked the CIA to prepare a list of nations the US could conceivably win a minor conflict against.

CIA director George Tenet announced the secret plan at a Whitehouse press conference. According to Tenet, the list consists of "pretty much every nation that doesn't have nuclear weapons," and most of the nations listed "should be attacked before year's end."

Bush later followed up the announcement with a stirring speech in which he taunted the world, saying "my country can beat up your country!"

While most nations on the list haven't responded to the announcement, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein reportedly replied with an impassioned "Can not!"

Though there has been no official response from the US, Bush is expected to reply with "Can too!"

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