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Posted: Mon Sep 2 2002
Bush Announces Preemptive Strike To Remove Powell From Power
A widening rift between Secretary of State Colin Powell and the rest of the Bush Administration has prompted President Bush to call for a preemptive military strike against the outspoken cabinet member.
The division between Powell and the Bush Administration began soon after Powell accepted the position. Powell and Bush reportedly had "differences of opinion" with regards to "running off half-cocked" and "calling people evil".
The lastest incident came when Secretary of State Colin Powell commented on plans to attack Iraq, saying the US should send in weapons inspectors and get the support of other countries before "blowing the hell out of them".
Bush announced his plan in a speech at a fundraiser on Sunday, urging the American people and the world to help "remove an unnecessary voice of reason from the path of justice."
Bush Announces Preemptive Strike To Remove Powell From Power
A widening rift between Secretary of State Colin Powell and the rest of the Bush Administration has prompted President Bush to call for a preemptive military strike against the outspoken cabinet member.
The division between Powell and the Bush Administration began soon after Powell accepted the position. Powell and Bush reportedly had "differences of opinion" with regards to "running off half-cocked" and "calling people evil".
The lastest incident came when Secretary of State Colin Powell commented on plans to attack Iraq, saying the US should send in weapons inspectors and get the support of other countries before "blowing the hell out of them".
Bush announced his plan in a speech at a fundraiser on Sunday, urging the American people and the world to help "remove an unnecessary voice of reason from the path of justice."
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