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Posted: Thu Jun 7 2001
President Does Stuff, People Happy About It.

A new survey conducted by The OnlineNewspaper Gazette shows President Bush's approval rating at 72 percent, but a smaller percentage disagree.

The survey asked the question "Do you think the President is doing a good job?" Of the 576 people questioned, 72 percent responded with "yes", 14 percent answered "no", and the remainder had no opinion.

David Cohen of the Yale Political Science department is troubled by these results, "I am troubled by these results, these results trouble me. Almost 15 percent of the population dislikes what the President is doing, and no one is covering it."

"It's like this everytime," says Cohen, "the so-called 'non-vocal minority' always gets left out in the cold."














 




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