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Posted: Sun Nov 4 2001
Terrorist Suspected Of Being Soccer Mom

Officials today announced that they are launching an all out investigation of terrorist Sammia Bennet Muhammad convicted of the attempted bombing of an American transport plane in 1985 and released from prison in 1992.

Sources report that they have credible evidence that Sammia is actually Sheila Morton the notorious soccer mom wanted in three states for numerous assaults on K-12 soccer coaches, slashing the tires of several referees, and operating a motor vehicle with more than the approved number of occupants.

One official is quoted as saying "We were hoping she would return to her previous life but it looks like prison hardened her and she may have taken a turn for the worse."

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