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Bush To Catch 'That Wascally Osama'
President Bush, in a bid to appeal to younger Americans, has reverted to talking as if he were an Elmer Fudd/Yosemite Sam combination. Promising to “smoke them out of their holes”, “get them running”, and the fact that Osama is “wanted dead or alive”, should be enough to instill terror in the hearts of terrorists everywhere. Unbeknownst to Bush, though, is that his anvil on the head scheme planned for Osama can easily be thwarted by a miniature umbrella.
--Chris Famunda
Bush To Catch 'That Wascally Osama'
President Bush, in a bid to appeal to younger Americans, has reverted to talking as if he were an Elmer Fudd/Yosemite Sam combination. Promising to “smoke them out of their holes”, “get them running”, and the fact that Osama is “wanted dead or alive”, should be enough to instill terror in the hearts of terrorists everywhere. Unbeknownst to Bush, though, is that his anvil on the head scheme planned for Osama can easily be thwarted by a miniature umbrella.
--Chris Famunda
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