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Posted: Sat May 25 2002
Other Countries Nearly Empty Of African-Americans

World census researchers have discovered an almost total lack of African-Americans outside of America.

Investigators surveyed millions of individuals from around the world, and while around 13% of the US population is African-American, most other countries have only about 0.01%. "In neighboring countries like Canada and the Caribbean nations, many people with African-American features were found, but only a few tourists were actually African-American," reported the report.

No one is quite sure of the reason for this huge shortfall, but researchers did notice a similar lack of foreign-born Italian-Americans, Irish-Americans, and German-Americans.














 




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