Posted: Mon May 21 2001
Other Countries Teeming With Foreigners

The Reform Party recently announced that countries outside of the US have literally millions of foreigners, and warn we may be next.

In a party letter earlier this year, the Reform Party told President Bush to protect Americans from the dangers of Mexico. Gerald Moan, Reform Party National Chair, said "Instead of discussing granting amnesty to more than 10 million Mexican citizens who are in this country illegally, Presidents Bush and Fox [Mexican President] should discuss their return to Mexico."

Bush responded to this suggestion with an indignant "I’m not from Mexico, why would I return there? It just doesn’t make sense!" After a breif discussion with his advisors, Bush commented further, "Oh, and the illegal aliens will receive vouchers to go to the faith-based country of his or her choice, it's only fair."

"I whole-heartedly disagree," says Moan, "It's easy to see the magnitude of the problem if you look at the numbers: Taco Bell is quickly becoming the number one restaurant in America, and I shudder to think how many Americans can't get the unskilled, low-paying jobs they deserve."

The Reform Party provided the following graph to demonstrate the problem.

"As you can see, other countries have a much higher percent of foreigners than the U.S., and we intend to keep it that way."