Old Atari Designers Propose Special Ops Equipment: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Mon Dec 31 2001
Old Atari Designers Propose Special Ops Equipment

A group of 5 designers who worked for the now defunct Atari are currently lobbying Washington to push their new designs for protective gear and offensive weapons to be used in clearing out the caves at Tora Bora.

The suit, shown here in a promotional photo, allows the wearer to tunnel through earth as if it were butter and also travel up 90 degree inclines with ease. The weaponry shoots a pneumatic device into enemies and pumps them full of air until they explode. As demonstrated in this promotional animation.

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The group says that to show their patriotic spirit they are willing to set the suits on "Free Play" so they will not require quarters to be put in them in order to operate.

The most attractive feature of the equipment, however, is that after a preset number of terrorists are exploded a new suit appears at your base ready to be sent out should the original be captured or eaten by a dragon.

--Phillip Matanka

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