Posted: Sat Oct 13 2001
Amazing But True - No Innocent Men In Afghanistan

FoxNews recently interviewed an expert who declared that each time the U.S. attacks Afghanistan, innocent women and children would be injured and killed.

This instigated an investigation into the apparent lack of innocent men in that country. At first it was suspected that people simply did not care if innocent men were killed. However, in the ensuing investigation, which consisted of undercover officers in all areas of the country, it was determined that there are, indeed, no innocent Afghani men. This is the first documented case of an entire country being affected in this way.

The last time this claim was made was in the early 1990's when it was reported that innocent women and children were being killed in Iraq. This was later proven to be inaccurate reporting when one 30-year-old male was found whom had not yet had any appendages amputated.


--Suzanne Fontannadanna