Bush Calls Bin Laden A Punk-Ass Bitch, Prepares Nation To Get Its Freak On.: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Wed Sep 26 2001
Bush Calls Bin Laden A Punk-Ass Bitch, Prepares Nation To Get Its Freak On.

In his strongest language to date, the President readies Americans for war.

Bush to Laden: "What da dillio?"

With each speech since the terrorist attacks on America, the President's tone has become more and more war-like in his wording. At his latest press conference, he has upped the ante to the next level with his statement "Osama Bin Laden is nothin but a punk-ass bitch. Me and my dogz gonna get da gats and take him out."

Bush went on to say he has advised all top-level military officials to call him 'B Diddy' for the duration of the conflict, as well as to ready his "lead-pipe-hittin niggaz ta go toe-ta-toe with the mutha fucka."

For the rest of us, Bush urged calm, but to be ready for war, "To my peeps, I sez chill, but you gots ta know, we gonna get our freak on. Peace! I'm outa here!"

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