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Article Is Nothing But Fart Joke
Readers of The OnlineNewspaper Gazette were shocked to see a July 22nd article titled Vin Diesel Puts Out Clouds Of Thick Black Smoke While Going Up Hills. Some readers objected to this, calling it a "fart joke," while others objected to the horrible pun in the concluding sentence. Not normally known to stoop to such low brow tactics as fart jokes, the editors of The OnlineNewspaper Gazette apparently ran out of ideas and went with an easy joke based on Diesel's name.
[The editors would like to point out that we have always been willing to stoop to fart jokes and bad puns: we don't even have to "stoop" anymore.]
Article Is Nothing But Fart Joke
Readers of The OnlineNewspaper Gazette were shocked to see a July 22nd article titled Vin Diesel Puts Out Clouds Of Thick Black Smoke While Going Up Hills. Some readers objected to this, calling it a "fart joke," while others objected to the horrible pun in the concluding sentence. Not normally known to stoop to such low brow tactics as fart jokes, the editors of The OnlineNewspaper Gazette apparently ran out of ideas and went with an easy joke based on Diesel's name.
[The editors would like to point out that we have always been willing to stoop to fart jokes and bad puns: we don't even have to "stoop" anymore.]
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