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Posted: Mon Jul 22 2002
Vin Diesel Puts Out Clouds Of Thick Black Smoke While Going Up Hills

The debate about the environmental friendliness of Actor Vin Diesel heated up again this week when witnesses saw the 35 year old actor chugging up a steep hill on his morning run.

"We knew Vin was struggling when we saw the thick black smoke come pouring out," reported a bystander, "It stank for hours after that."

Though very fuel efficient and powerful, Diesel tends to be very polluting when put under stress. Insiders note that Pitch Black was originally supposed to be called Sunny Days until Diesel became struck with stage fright.

Hollywood engineers are hoping to improve Diesel's performance by creating a Diesel-Electra hybrid, if the famed actress/model is willing.

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