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Posted: Tue Jul 24 2001
"Crossing Over" Star Has A Secret John Edwards, who claims to be a psychic and to be able to "channel" dead people's words to his live audience, has been lying to his fans. An OnlineNewspaper Gazette reporter breaks the story. Although many investigative reporters consider him to be "a cold reader," "a fraud," "a conman" and "an outright crook," this investigative reporter has found a bigger story. It turns out that Edwards, a channeler for the Sci-Fi Channel's hit show Crossing Over with John Edwards, was totally unknown before the show hit the air two years ago. Ernie Tazblatt, the original channeler for Crossing Over with John Edwards, alleges "It the most obvious case of self-nepotism I've ever seen. He was hired because his name matched the show's. It's that simple. He has no other qualifications. I can out-medium John any day of the week." I also caught up with Edwards' former girlfriend "Judy" [her real name], and although she couldn't comment on the allegations due to legal and lack of knowledge issues, she was able to provide me with a damaging quote: "He's more of a small than a medium, if you know what I mean." Related story Tweet |
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