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A dumb twist on a dumb joke

So a guy was hired to help move furniture in Buckingham Palace, but while there he broke his glasses.

The Queen said "No bother! We have a pair of house glasses for just such an eventuality!"

He tries them on, and they only make things blurrier, but he's unwilling to complain because he doesn't want to offend the Queen.

So later, when he was moving the Queen's throne into temporary storage, he tripped and damaged it severely.

The moral of the story?

People in house glasses shouldn't stow thrones.