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How much would you pay for peace of mind?

Peace of mind wheel Look at your life: do you have everything? You have a nice car, a nice home, a nice phone, and nice pants, but do you have peace of mind?

Your fancy things can make you feel nice, but can they give you peace of mind? If you were to lose everything -your car, your house, your fancy clothing- what would you have left? Would you have peace of mind? Well, now you can.

Through our unique offer, you can buy peace of mind for a low $100 yearly fee.

FAQ

What will my $100 buy me?

Peace of mind. That's a fair price, when you think about it.

How does it work?

You pay us $100, and you get peace of mind.

Is this an insurance policy?

This is not an insurance policy. We sell only one product, and that is peace of mind.

I've ordered your product, when should I expect delivery.

No product will be delivered. You receive your peace of mind the instant you make the payment, and it lasts up to one year.

If something bad happens, what do I do?

You don't need to do anything. Everything happens for a reason and the universe has a way of working things out.

My car was totaled by a drunk driver. How do I get a new one?

You desire a new car, but desire is the root of suffering. Besides, bicycles cost much less than cars, and the extra exercise will improve your health and mental well-being.

I've lost my house and all my things in a fire, what do I do now?

Possessions are an anchor to the Self, and merely weigh you down.

I fell for your scam, how can I get a refund?

Observe your breath, your breath is your center. Observe your mind, observe your thoughts as they emerge, and allow them to dissipate.

I'm not sure this is working.

Purge your thoughts of passion, aversion, and ignorance. Purge your thoughts themselves. The path to true peace is release of the Self.

2015-11-05
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