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Adventures of a stay-at-home, skeptical, homeschooling dad (etc.)


God, can I ask You a question? (the implication)

Me: God, how come my car wouldn't start today?

God: I was looking out for you: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you.

Me: Oh yeah, on the news they said a drunk driver on my route caused a 31 car pile up. Twelve people died. Weren't you looking out for them?

God: No, they were all unbelievers, murderers, and puppy molesters.

Me: Ok, makes sense. Thanks for everything, God!

God: I love looking out for (a subset of) my children!

2014-01-23 #religion