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If you know what I mean

A few years ago I thought of making a list of euphemisms that made no sense. Here are a few. I ended these with "if you know what I mean", but "that what she said" would work as well.

  • Her window shades don't go all the way down, if you know what I mean.
  • His floss is a little too waxy, if you know what I mean.
  • His curtains don't match his floor tiles, if you know what I mean.
  • She has strips of bacon on all four tires, if you know what I mean.
  • His ladder has 14 rungs, if you know what I mean.
  • My refrigerator has a few too many apples, if you know what I mean.
  • I think the fox ate breakfast with the queen, if you know what I mean.
2015-02-27
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