Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For erectile dysfunction, use oil of alexanders!

Every year, over 315 million people suffer from erectile dysfunction. The ancient people of Asia have been using oil of alexanders for thousands of years to cure erectile dysfunction.

To treat your erectile dysfunction, simply take the oil of alexanders and add it to your oatmeal once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

oil of alexanders can treat erectile dysfunction because it absorbs gluten. It also removes vaccine toxins.

Side effects include: imagining your symptoms have lessened, bringing bad dips to parties, and not improving.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much oil of alexanders causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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